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So, every once in a while I must remind my boys of personal hygiene. Brush your teeth, deodorant, wash your face and cut your nails. All 20 of your nails.
The other day I looked down and noticed Jack’s nails were on the verge of breaking the Guinness Book of World Records in the area of length. Oh. my. word. DUDE!! You need to cut those toenails!!
More aghast! BUDDY!! Your big toenail looks like a pointed vampire fang!! You need to fix that before it cuts through your socks!!
(Too late)
Later that evening, I asked Jack if he cut his toenails and fixed that big one.
“Yep!”
I looked at his toenails. Are. You Kidding. Me.
“JACK!”
“What? I did fix it! I made it even sharper by filing it with one of those files you have.”
What more can I say?